Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner
described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely
no question as to why her tale took the prize! She said it was midwinter,
snowing and quite cold. The guy had taken her skiing in the mountains
outside Salt Lake City, Utah.
It was a day trip (no overnight). They
were strangers, after all, and had never met before. The outing was
fun but relatively uneventful, until they were headed home late that
afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually
began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte!! They were
about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of
Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for
a while. Unfortunately,
because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he
had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front
seat of his car.
They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the
car, yanked her pants down
and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the
rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car
watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from
peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the
rather embarrassing nature of the situation.
Upon finishing however,
she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the
young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's
fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she
attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal.
It was quickly
apparent that she had a brand new problem, due to the extreme cold.
her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns
about 'what is taking so long?' with a reply that indeed, she was 'freezing
her butt off' and in need of some assistance!
He came around
the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly
into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when
they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma.
Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real
Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly
cheeks from the grip of the
icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place,
both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her
So, as she looked the other way, her first time date proceeded to
unzip his pants and pee her
butt off the fender.
As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the
Tonight Show prize hands
down. Or perhaps that should be 'pants down'. And you thought your first date was
Jay Leno's comment: "This gives a whole new meaning to
being pissed off."
Oh and how did the first date turn out? He became
her husband and was sitting
next to her on the Leno show. If you laughed at this pass it